🔥 AI-powered spending roast

Your bank statement
called. It has notes.

Upload your statement. Let AI tear apart your spending habits. Share the card. Watch your friends cringe.

12,400+
roasts delivered
4.8★
avg rating
£2.1M
spending analysed
Spending Archetype
🍳

The Brunch Baron

Tier 3

"You spent £340 on oat milk lattes this month. You don't have a personality, you have a subscription."

£890
Dining Out
£340
Coffee
£120
Groceries
SpendSavage

How it works

Three steps to financial
self-awareness

01

Upload Your Statement

Drop in a CSV or PDF from your bank. Plaid connect coming soon.

02

AI Generates Your Roast

Our AI tears through your transactions and assigns your spending archetype.

03

Share the Card. Cry a Little.

Post your archetype card. Let the world know you're a Brunch Baron. Save more.

Spending archetypes

Which one are you?

10+ archetypes. Unlock them all with Premium.

🍳

The Brunch Baron

Brunch isn't a meal, it's a lifestyle. An expensive one.

Free tier
📱

The Doom Scroller

You subscribed to 14 apps to solve a problem that was just boredom.

Free tier
💸

The Subscription Hoarder

Premium archetype — upgrade to unlock

🛒

The Impulse Architect

Premium archetype — upgrade to unlock

Pricing

Start free. Go savage.

Free

£0

No credit card required

  • Upload bank statement (CSV/PDF)
  • Full AI spending roast
  • 1 shareable archetype card
  • Watermarked branding
  • 2 free archetypes
Get Roasted Free →
MOST SAVAGE

Premium

£4.99/mo

Cancel anytime. Worth it.

  • Everything in Free
  • Full roast report & breakdown
  • Monthly spending tracking
  • Savings challenges
  • 10+ premium archetypes
  • Cards without watermark
  • Shareable without SpendSavage branding
  • Priority roast processing
Go Savage →

From the internet

People are in their feelings

🧑
@user923k

I showed this to my mum and she cried 😂 she had the same archetype as me

❤️ 214k💬 312
😭
@spendingfreak

The Doom Scroller archetype is literally me and I hate it. Very accurate. Will not be changing.

❤️ 89k💬 97
💸
@tightfisted_tim

Best £4.99 I've ever spent. The irony is not lost on me.

❤️ 541k💬 481
🫠
@financially_cooked

My card said I was an Impulse Architect. I bought SpendSavage Premium immediately to find out more.

❤️ 103k💬 208