Your bank statement
called. It has notes.
Upload your statement. Let AI tear apart your spending habits. Share the card. Watch your friends cringe.
The Brunch Baron
"You spent £340 on oat milk lattes this month. You don't have a personality, you have a subscription."
How it works
Three steps to financial
self-awareness
Upload Your Statement
Drop in a CSV or PDF from your bank. Plaid connect coming soon.
AI Generates Your Roast
Our AI tears through your transactions and assigns your spending archetype.
Share the Card. Cry a Little.
Post your archetype card. Let the world know you're a Brunch Baron. Save more.
Spending archetypes
Which one are you?
10+ archetypes. Unlock them all with Premium.
The Brunch Baron
Brunch isn't a meal, it's a lifestyle. An expensive one.
The Doom Scroller
You subscribed to 14 apps to solve a problem that was just boredom.
The Subscription Hoarder
Premium archetype — upgrade to unlock
The Impulse Architect
Premium archetype — upgrade to unlock
Pricing
Start free. Go savage.
Free
No credit card required
- Upload bank statement (CSV/PDF)
- Full AI spending roast
- 1 shareable archetype card
- Watermarked branding
- 2 free archetypes
Premium
Cancel anytime. Worth it.
- Everything in Free
- Full roast report & breakdown
- Monthly spending tracking
- Savings challenges
- 10+ premium archetypes
- Cards without watermark
- Shareable without SpendSavage branding
- Priority roast processing
From the internet
People are in their feelings
I showed this to my mum and she cried 😂 she had the same archetype as me
The Doom Scroller archetype is literally me and I hate it. Very accurate. Will not be changing.
Best £4.99 I've ever spent. The irony is not lost on me.
My card said I was an Impulse Architect. I bought SpendSavage Premium immediately to find out more.